Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
