so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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