I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
that's an acceptable place to lick
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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