The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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