quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
