I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
And then he peed in my hair
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