yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
operation have a gay friend backfired
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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