We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
