How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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