He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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