it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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