making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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