the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
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life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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