Pants 0. Shit 1.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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