the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
My vagina is very pro this idea
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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