How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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