Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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