69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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