Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
NoShamevember. You game?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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