Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I intend to get homeless drunk
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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