if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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