She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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