her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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