think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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