I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
