Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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