Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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