god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
