come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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