So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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