How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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