is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
