just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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