i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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