I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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