sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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