I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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