Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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