The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
