I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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