Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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