I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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