Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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