Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
only you would photoshop your dick
Come see our sink grown plant.
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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