Quick, to the slutcave!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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