Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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