My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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