I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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