i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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