okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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