took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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