youre lurking in front of me
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Randomize
