Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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