I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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